The Enchantment of Reannia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Her Majesty with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 17.13 billion Reannians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Environment, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lynne. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Reannian economy, worth a remarkable 2,552 trillion Leafmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 148,981 Leafmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Reannia will pay them to stop, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reannia's national animal is the Reannian Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Reannia is ranked 2,800^th in the world and 24^th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 132.67 law-abiding acts per hour.