The Confederation state of Rebalcia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Losïtva Bérvavç with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.132 billion Rebalians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cæloy. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rebalcian economy, worth 94.4 trillion Rskanis a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,379 Rskanis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Rskani treacle machine, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and those who cut young children are told to cut it out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebalcia's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sÿsoŝestism.

Rebalcia is ranked 49,152^nd in the world and 3^rd in Confederative states of Rebalia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 56,000.97 Standard Monetary Units.