The Holy Reeteetian Empire of Reeteet is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Obama with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.077 billion Reeteetians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Obamaville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Reeteetian economy, worth a remarkable 6,859 trillion Reets a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 524,576 Reets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,849,674 per year while the poor average 5,536, a ratio of 876 to 1.

Reeteetian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, the national arsenal is full of sound and fury signifying nothing, and amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Reeteet's national animal is the Bama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sonic Adventure 2.

Reeteet is ranked 373^rd in the world and 1^st in Thicc Economy Bois for Most Corrupt Governments, with 691.36 kickbacks per hour.