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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 439thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 626thLargest Insurance Industry: 703rd
The Holy Reeteetian Empire of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Таблица God of Tables does not take kindly to treason
ø Ī øf Føöţ
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder / Bureau of Bureau Management II
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Reeteet

Population4.967 billion

Capitalø Ī øf Føöţ
Leaderø Ī øf Føöţ
Faithø Ī øf Føöţ

CurrencyPoke Dollar
AnimalObi-Wan More Rep

The Holy Reeteetian Empire of Reeteet is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by ø Ī øf Føöţ with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.967 billion Reeteetians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ø Ī øf Føöţ . Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Reeteetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,644 trillion Poke Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 331,112 Poke Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,081,904 per year while the poor average 22,184, a ratio of 93.8 to 1.

The government is reining in public spending, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty", Reeteet has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, and family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Reeteet's national animal is the Obi-Wan More Rep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is ø Ī øf Føöţ .

Reeteet is ranked 55,049th in the world and 2nd in Thicc Economy Bois for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,496.3 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 439thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 626thLargest Insurance Industry: 703rdMost Avoided: 717thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 763rdLargest Mining Sector: 794thLargest Retail Industry: 891stFattest Citizens: 905thMost Corrupt Governments: 969thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,033rdMost Secular: 1,042ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,189thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,211thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,219thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,251stHighest Average Incomes: 1,423rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,587thLargest Black Market: 1,987thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,040thTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 2,331stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,343rdRudest Citizens: 3,049thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,165thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,445thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,606thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,547thLargest Governments: 6,666thMost Armed: 7,539thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,109thHighest Economic Output: 9,551stTop
10%
Most Conservative: 10,644thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,862ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,075thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,820thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,822ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,772ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,874thLowest Crime Rates: 15,992nd
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Reeteet was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Reeteet, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.
  • : Following new legislation in Reeteet, Reeteet has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
  • : Following new legislation in Reeteet, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty".
  • : Following new legislation in Reeteet, the government is reining in public spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Reeteet, just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
  • : Following new legislation in Reeteet, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
  • : Reeteet updated the World Factbook entry in Thicc Economy Bois.
  • : Reeteet was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Reeteet, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.

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