| Population | 16.703 billion |
| Capital | Reformed Larchiker City |
| Currency | lira |
| Animal | bison |
The Republic of Reformed Oce Col Larchiker is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.703 billion Reformed Oce Col Larchikerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reformed Larchiker City. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Reformed Oce Col Larchikerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,498 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,476 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The government-sponsored autobiography 'A Leader For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Leader's supporters, voting is voluntary, Reformed Oce Col Larchiker has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies, and nations that kill a Reformed Oce Col Larchikerian can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reformed Oce Col Larchiker's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Reformed Oce Col Larchiker is ranked 54,904th in the world and 3rd in Etharia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.91 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Oce Col Larchiker, nations that kill a Reformed Oce Col Larchikerian can expect a strongly worded letter.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Oce Col Larchiker, Reformed Oce Col Larchiker has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Oce Col Larchiker, voting is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Oce Col Larchiker, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Leader For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Leader's supporters.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Oce Col Larchiker, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Oce Col Larchiker, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Oce Col Larchiker, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Oce Col Larchiker, tourists visiting the nation are warned not to drink local tap water.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Oce Col Larchiker, every worker receives exactly the same pay regardless of productivity.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Oce Col Larchiker, religious education is a new government priority.
