The Banana republic of Republic of banana is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by banana cat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 848 million the bananas countries are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the capital of banana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of bananan economy, worth 96.1 trillion banana monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,281 banana monies, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of banana's national animal is the minion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Republic of banana is ranked 227,810^th in the world and 297^th in Eurth for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.