Population | 7.75 billion |
Capital | Moskva |
Leader | Sergei Serebryakov |
Faith | Russian Orthodox-Old Rite |
Currency | rouble |
Animal | brown bear |
The Popovtsy Tsardom of Revnitelia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sergei Serebryakov with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.75 billion Revniteles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskva. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Revnitelic economy, worth a remarkable 1,501 trillion roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 193,743 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The sun now sets on the Revnitelic Empire, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, and politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Revnitelia's national animal is the brown bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox-Old Rite.
Revnitelia is ranked 142,335th in the world and 6th in Slavia for Most Stationary, with 194.34766728408 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Revnitelia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
- : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
- : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
- : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, the sun now sets on the Revnitelic Empire.
- : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
- : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
- : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.