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Largest Mining Sector: 4,167thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,167thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,965th
The Popovtsy Tsardom of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Eternal Resistance to the Blasphemous Reforms of Nikon
Sergei Serebryakov
Influence
Duckspeaker
Ambassador to Christian Nations
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Revnitelia

Population1.402 billion

CapitalMoskva
LeaderSergei Serebryakov
FaithRussian Orthodox-Old Rite

Currencyrouble
Animalbrown bear

The Popovtsy Tsardom of Revnitelia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sergei Serebryakov with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed population of 1.402 billion Revniteles are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskva. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Revnitelic economy, worth 172 trillion roubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,354 roubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good", Sergei Serebryakov goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Revnitelia's national animal is the brown bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox-Old Rite.

Revnitelia is ranked 164,318th in the world and 16th in Pecan Sandies for Most Secular, with 16.21 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Mining Sector: 4,167thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,167thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,965thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,504thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,530thMost Efficient Economies: 14,867thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,898thMost Conservative: 16,085thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,347thLowest Crime Rates: 17,589thMost Developed: 18,057thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,773rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,124thLargest Governments: 22,021stHighest Average Incomes: 22,196thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,802nd
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
  • : Revnitelia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Revnitelia agreed to construct embassies between Pecan Sandies and The Union of Rightwing Nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, Sergei Serebryakov goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.
  • : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good".
  • : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
  • : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.

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