The Popovtsy Tsardom of Revnitelia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sergei Serebryakov with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed population of 1.402 billion Revniteles are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskva. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Revnitelic economy, worth 172 trillion roubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,354 roubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good", Sergei Serebryakov goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Revnitelia's national animal is the brown bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox-Old Rite.

Revnitelia is ranked 164,318^th in the world and 16^th in Pecan Sandies for Most Secular, with 16.21 Atheism Rate.