The Unequivocal Dapperness of Riley Gen is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mister Riley Aaron Gen with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.84 billion Gens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iron Island. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rileyian economy, worth 257 trillion fedoras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 90,787 fedoras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is avowedly secular, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Riley Gen's national animal is the Lucario, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aura.

Riley Gen is ranked 261,975^th in the world and 10^th in Beating Brian Up Gang for Most Primitive, scoring -196.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.