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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,441stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,450thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,844th
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Chief Imperialist
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Rish Cyaniche

Population2.233 billion

CapitalFreash bread village
LeaderHon Wealthlander Vcte Mgve MF NRRCLM GCR
FaithNo religion

Currencylira
Animalbeaver

The National Republic of Rish Cyaniche is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hon Wealthlander Vcte Mgve MF NRRCLM GCR with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.233 billion Rish Cyanicheans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freash bread village. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The all-consuming Rish Cyanichean economy, worth 219 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 98,453 lire, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 431,430 per year while the poor average 14,150, a ratio of 30.5 to 1.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, a popular Rish Cyanichean saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine', and commuters regularly break the sound barrier -- and several bones. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rish Cyaniche's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is No religion.

Rish Cyaniche is ranked 198,056th in the world and 10th in We like money for Largest Populations, with 2.23 billion capita.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,441stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,450thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,844thFattest Citizens: 1,938thMost Primitive: 2,190thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,322ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,553rdTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,457thNudest: 3,687thMost Avoided: 3,913thRudest Citizens: 4,068thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,204thMost Secular: 6,097thLargest Retail Industry: 8,003rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,395thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,859thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,429thTop
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Most Armed: 18,490th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rish Cyaniche, commuters regularly break the sound barrier -- and several bones.
  • : Following new legislation in Rish Cyaniche, a popular Rish Cyanichean saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'.
  • : Following new legislation in Rish Cyaniche, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.
  • : Rish Cyaniche was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Free-Market Paradise".
  • : The All-Inclusivє Paradisє of The Socialist Federation Nord Machadonia appointed Rish Cyaniche as Chief Imperialist with authority over Communications and Polls in We like money.
  • : Rish Cyaniche lodged a message on the We like money Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Rish Cyaniche, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Rish Cyaniche, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Rish Cyaniche, tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking.
  • : Following new legislation in Rish Cyaniche, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.

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