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Most Rebellious Youth: 11,146thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,740thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,266th
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Ritch momma

Population6.74 billion

Currencyflorin
Animalcrocodile

The Incorporated States of Ritch momma is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.74 billion Ritch mommen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.6%.

The Ritch momman economy, worth 404 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,994 florins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school, and large areas of Ritch momma are not accessible by the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ritch momma's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ritch momma is ranked 94,831st in the world and 1,689th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,590.87 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 11,146thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,740thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,266thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,212th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 106th in the regionBest Weather: 126th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 133rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 138th in the regionMost Inclusive: 146th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 152nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 152nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ritch momma was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ritch momma, large areas of Ritch momma are not accessible by the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Ritch momma, kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school.
  • : Following new legislation in Ritch momma, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Ritch momma was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Ritch momma was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Ritch momma, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • : Following new legislation in Ritch momma, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all.
  • : Following new legislation in Ritch momma, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in Ritch momma, the government has been criticized for giving away Ritch momma's territory to anyone who claims it.

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