The Queen's State of Roche Cabin is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.586 billion Roche Cabinians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Defense receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The powerhouse Roche Cabinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,711 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 54,176 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 174,249 per year while the poor average 12,757, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, education and welfare spending are on the rise, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru. Crime is a problem. Roche Cabin's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Roche Cabin is ranked 151,968^th in the world and 6^th in Lesotho for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,565.78 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.