The Republic of Rocketfuel71 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, lack of airports, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 4.63 billion Rocketfuel71ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 37.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Rocketfuel71ian economy, worth 268 trillion Rocketfuels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,942 Rocketfuels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, Rocketfuel71 Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rocketfuel71's national animal is the Rocketfuel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rocketfuel71 is ranked 277,593^rd in the world and 217^th in House Boucher for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.