The Stoic Republic of Rockypebbles is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Council Leader Rocky with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working population of 11.005 billion Rockypebblesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pebbleland. The average income tax rate is 11.9%.

The powerhouse Rockypebblesian economy, worth 881 trillion pebbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 80,077 pebbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, news headlines suggest that Council Leader Rocky has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, and the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rockypebbles's national animal is the armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Rockypebbles is ranked 306,454^th in the world and 10^th in Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -8.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.