The Restored Nation-State of Rokaku is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Imperator Daybit with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.564 billion Rokakuans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pionku. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Rokakuan economy, worth a remarkable 3,206 trillion Mohrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 193,612 Mohrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is plagued with unethical researchers, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rokaku's national animal is the zazzora, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naÿcadasal.

Rokaku is ranked 289,207^th in the world and 10,978^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -585.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.