The Republic of RolessPuppet312 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 3.297 billion RolessPuppet312ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish RolessPuppet312ian economy, worth 62.7 trillion rubles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 19,026 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RolessPuppet312's national animal is the kiwi.

RolessPuppet312 is ranked 186,902^nd in the world and 312^th in Roless Puppet Region for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.