The Republic of RolessPuppet316 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.309 billion RolessPuppet316ians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.1%.

The very strong RolessPuppet316ian economy, worth 178 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 53,886 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 218,483 per year while the poor average 8,846, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. RolessPuppet316's national animal is the kiwi.

RolessPuppet316 is ranked 10,287^th in the world and 7^th in Roless Puppet Region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,907.57 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.