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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,113thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,121stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,863rd
The Confederacy of
Free-Market Paradise Randroids
Yee-haw!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Roosh

Population436 million

CapitalCharleighstown

Currencydollar
Animalhog

The Confederacy of Roosh is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 436 million Rooshians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charleighstown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Rooshian economy, worth 47.5 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 108,942 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 597,395 per year while the poor average 10,117, a ratio of 59.0 to 1.

Education is transforming people into first-rate snobs, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, and personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Roosh's national animal is the hog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Roosh is ranked 327,911th in the world and 329th in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -10.95 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,113thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,121stTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,863rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,939thRudest Citizens: 4,614thFattest Citizens: 4,733rdHighest Crime Rates: 5,167thMost Avoided: 7,374thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,905thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,186thLargest Retail Industry: 10,601stMost Rebellious Youth: 12,422ndTop
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Most Devout: 19,403rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 23,986thMost Armed: 28,835thLargest Mining Sector: 30,439th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the regionMost Patriotic: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Roosh, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Roosh, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education.
  • : Following new legislation in Roosh, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Roosh, education is transforming people into first-rate snobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Roosh, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Roosh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Roosh, nobody wants to know how the sausage is made.
  • : Following new legislation in Roosh, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Roosh, historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre.
  • : Following new legislation in Roosh, belief that Leader is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.

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