The Republic of Rosa Alba is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hikaru with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.049 billion Rosa Albans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yumillia. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rosa Alban economy, worth 813 trillion Yukis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,961 Yukis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rosa Alba's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Emi.

Rosa Alba is ranked 274,126^th in the world and 10,506^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 7,837.48 Standard Monetary Units.