The Most Serene Republic of Rosebed is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.01 billion invaders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 10.8%.

The strong invader economy, worth 585 trillion war bonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 58,479 war bonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, large areas of Rosebed are not accessible by the public, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rosebed's national animal is the gnome, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Rosebed is ranked 152,154^th in the world and 5,853^rd in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 15.36 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.