The Principality of Rovaniemi sub-region is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 5.139 billion Rovaniemi sub-regionians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Rovaniemi sub-regionian economy, worth 652 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,948 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, the dictionary is a common first book for children, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rovaniemi sub-region's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rovaniemi sub-region is ranked 15,551^st in the world and 4^th in Sub regions of Finland for Most Developed, scoring 88.13 on the Human Development Index.