The State of Royal Alliance is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.613 billion Royal Allianceans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominion Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The very strong Royal Alliancean economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 46,520 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

All tariffs have been abolished and Royal Alliance has designated Dominion Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Royal Alliance's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Royal Alliance is ranked 174,147^th in the world and 6^th in Heavenly Palace for Most Primitive, scoring -67.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.