The Republic of Royal Imperial Namibia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HRH Emperor Dennis II of The RUC with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 27.735 billion Namibians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windhoek. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Namibian economy, worth a remarkable 1,234 trillion Namibian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,505 Namibian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, and jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Imperial Namibia's national animal is the Oryx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Royal Imperial Namibia is ranked 44,458^th in the world and 2^nd in The Royal Imperial Directorate for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,119.77 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.