The Kingdom of Royal Islands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 18.537 billion Royal Islanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Royal. The average income tax rate is 32.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Royal economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion Royales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 69,094 Royales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students abandon classrooms for online education, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime is totally unknown. Royal Islands's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Royal Islands is ranked 41,787^th in the world and 2^nd in Monarchist League for Highest Food Quality, scoring 38.85 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.