The Commonwealth of Rozpava is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning dolphin population. The hard-working, devout population of 5.417 billion Rozpavans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government prioritizes Spirituality, although Education, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Rozpavan economy, worth 385 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 71,195 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, extreme political groups are outlawed, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rozpava's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Rozpava is ranked 146,354^th in the world and 1^st in Rozpava for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,032.24 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.