The Free Land of Ryaxelon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Mixalot with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.753 billion Ryaxelonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ryaxelonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,437 trillion loxons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. Average income is 97,435 loxons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, and facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ryaxelon's national animal is the riggerloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ryaxelon is ranked 8,791^st in the world and 16^th in Spiritus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.71 law-abiding acts per hour.