The Holy Guacamole of Rynoth is a massive, safe nation, ruled by John Rynoth with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.725 billion Rynians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bean city. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rynian economy, worth 300 trillion Roals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,415 Roals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rynoth's national animal is the Snow Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beanism.

Rynoth is ranked 27,718^th in the world and 2^nd in Cretian Overseas Territories for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,787.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.