The Dominion of S-Class is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.831 billion S-Classians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.8%.

The strong S-Classian economy, worth 991 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,840 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. S-Class's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

S-Class is ranked 105,368^th in the world and 79^th in Lightyears Away for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,155.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.