The Commonwealth of Saare County is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 5.319 billion Saare Countyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saare Countyian economy, worth 734 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,116 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and windows in Saare County City don't have much of a view. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saare County's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saare County is ranked 182,147^th in the world and 10^th in Counties of Estonia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 301.71 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.