The Stadtstaat of Saarre is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Generalgouverneur with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.501 billion Saarländers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saarbrücken. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saarrean economy, worth 877 trillion Mark von Saars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,186 Mark von Saars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, a little love goes a long way claim Saarrean news, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, and the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saarre's national animal is the Sheepdog Catalan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free Religious Practice.

Saarre is ranked 11,486^th in the world and 10^th in Union Brazilian for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,244.78 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.