The Theocracy of Sachi is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Enoch with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and prohibition of alcohol. The cynical, devout population of 6.495 billion Sachians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Void. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Sachian economy, worth 676 trillion Ethers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 104,166 Ethers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, ritual mummification is making a comeback, and the image of Sachi's future is just a picture from last century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sachi's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sachi is ranked 85,674^th in the world and 2^nd in Number for Nicest Citizens, with 15.09 average smiles per day.