The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jay with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 47.909 billion Safjians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 22,854 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 477,036 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, the comic book series 'Jay and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 308,554^th in the world and 3^rd in A Slice of Surreality for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -113.24 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.