The Community of Sailfish is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.019 billion Sailfishians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The very strong Sailfishian economy, worth 529 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 66,064 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, builders across Sailfish are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Sailfish's national animal is the Sailfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sailfish is ranked 127,416^th in the world and 39^th in Safari for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 563.38 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.