The Mob of Salaxalans Mafia Man is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.203 billion Mafiosos are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mafioso economy, worth a remarkable 2,324 trillion Gold Medallions a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,642 Gold Medallions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, nobody likes bad boys any more, and the nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salaxalans Mafia Man's national animal is the Severed Horse Head, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.

Salaxalans Mafia Man is ranked 24,910^th in the world and 1^st in Spiritus Mafia Tournament for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,138.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.