The Colony of SALL33 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 14.648 billion SALL33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient SALL33ian economy, worth 589 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,232 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. SALL33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

SALL33 is ranked 254,765^th in the world and 1^st in Statist Alliance for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 14.59 Effective Tax Rate.