
| Population | 3.096 billion |
| Capital | the Landfall Throne |
| Leader | Soter |
| Faith | Soterism |
| Currency | Silver |
| Animal | Tortoise |
The NPC Nations of Sallune is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Soter with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, infamous sell-swords, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.096 billion Sallunites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Landfall Throne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Sallunite economy, worth 933 trillion Silvers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 301,546 Silvers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,892,442 per year while the poor average 20,303, a ratio of 93.2 to 1.
Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in the Landfall Throne, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, and charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Sallune's national animal is the Tortoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Soterism.
Sallune is ranked 331,288th in the world and 2nd in Sallune for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -24.08 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Sallune, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses.
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Sallune, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
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Sallune, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in the Landfall Throne.
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Sallune, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
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Sallune, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
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Sallune, concussed Tortoiseball players cannot remember their lineup position.
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Sallune, aides are afraid to ask if Soter wants a cup of tea or coffee.
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Sallune, songs of praise to Soter are filled with coded messages from the resistance.
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Sallune, a Sallune Tourist Association survey has rated Sallune #1 for number twos.
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Sallune, Soter's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.













































