The District of Salmon Naasson is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.071 billion Salmon Naassonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Salmon Naassonian economy, worth 957 trillion districtas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 39,759 districtas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 270,313 per year while the poor average 2,136, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Salmon Naasson's national animal is the trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Salmon Naasson is ranked 115,287^th in the world and 3^rd in Bishkek for Most Primitive, scoring -30.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.