The District of Salwai is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by proctor with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.554 billion Salwaians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The strong Salwaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,446 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 64,138 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 430,813 per year while the poor average 3,573, a ratio of 120 to 1.

Returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them, Salwai is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Salwai's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Salwai is ranked 76,803^rd in the world and 1^st in Vanuatu for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,803.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.