The Republic of Samopomichna is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.415 billion Samopomichnans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong Samopomichnan economy, worth 91.4 trillion hryvnias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 64,560 hryvnias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,064 per year while the poor average 15,819, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and Bambi has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Samopomichna's national animal is the aurochs, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Samopomichna is ranked 210,269^th in the world and 2^nd in Chernobyl for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 121.35 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.