The Democratic States of San horse gay is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.634 billion San horse gayians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.6%.

The powerhouse San horse gayian economy, worth 510 trillion spices a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,983 spices, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 254,539 per year while the poor average 17,405, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Bilingual San horse gayians are viewed with suspicion, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, Leader has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits, and sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. San horse gay's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

San horse gay is ranked 241,566^th in the world and 846^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.24 law-abiding acts per hour.