The Queendom of Sanfohn is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Our Queen with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 18.163 billion Sanfohnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queenstown. The average income tax rate is 7.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sanfohnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,486 trillion $anfs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 136,910 $anfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

All citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, and the media only bothers polling the three most exclusive country clubs in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sanfohn's national animal is the Pianist, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Queen's Church.

Sanfohn is ranked 293,118^th in the world and 18^th in Equinox for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.38 law-abiding acts per hour.