The Medics of Sanitetsbataljonen is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vilmar Antonsen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 23.635 billion Norwegians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Norwegian economy, worth a remarkable 1,879 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,505 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voters who forget their name are given a hint, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, polygamy is legal, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sanitetsbataljonen's national animal is the Elg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sanitetsbataljonen is ranked 148,390^th in the world and 13^th in Kyorgia puppet storage for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 520.11 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.