The Queen's State of Santa Cruz de Tenerife is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 35.051 billion Santa Cruz de Tenerifeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The all-consuming Santa Cruz de Tenerifean economy, worth a remarkable 2,173 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 61,999 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 226,654 per year while the poor average 12,029, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, all tariffs have been abolished, Santa Cruz de Tenerife's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Santa Cruz de Tenerife's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Santa Cruz de Tenerife is ranked 253,073^rd in the world and 409^th in Ancient Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 50.44 law-abiding acts per hour.