The Gaping Maw of Sar Chasm is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Czar Cassim with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 36.679 billion Sar Chastics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 41.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sar Chasmian economy, worth a remarkable 4,986 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 135,942 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, and from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Sar Chasm. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sar Chasm's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is irony.

Sar Chasm is ranked 119,026^th in the world and 12^th in Seven To Many for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 655.82 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.