The Holy Empire of Sarkicist Daeva is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Grand Karcist Ion with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.786 billion Sarkicist Daevans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adytum. The average income tax rate is 37.5%.

The strong Sarkicist Daevan economy, worth 316 trillion Bloodcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 46,617 Bloodcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, Sarkicist Daeva has designated Adytum as its capital city, Grand Karcist Ion has just been declared ruler of Sarkicist Daeva in an international press conference, and Sarkicism has been named as Sarkicist Daeva's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Sarkicist Daeva's national animal is the Sarkic bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sarkicism.

Sarkicist Daeva is ranked 133,876^th in the world and 26^th in Noneuropean Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.37 law-abiding acts per hour.