The District of Satilva is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 22.222 billion Satilvans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The thriving Satilvan economy, worth 788 trillion betales a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 35,491 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 108,420 per year while the poor average 9,005, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Satilva's national animal is the deer.

Satilva is ranked 263,585^th in the world and 6^th in Port Vila for Lowest Crime Rates, with 43.14 law-abiding acts per hour.