The Kingdom of Sayville Founder is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.507 billion Sayvillians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The very strong Sayvillian economy, worth 675 trillion Sayvillian francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 58,692 Sayvillian francs, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sayville Founder's national animal is the lion.

Sayville Founder is ranked 250,344^th in the world and 2^nd in Kingdom of Sayville for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.82 law-abiding acts per hour.