The Philosophical Pop-Tarts of Scnerpixie is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Rachy with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and digital currency. The cynical population of 6.344 billion Scnerpixieans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deplorablaux. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The very strong Scnerpixiean economy, worth 722 trillion Pecunias a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 113,934 Pecunias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scnerpixie's national animal is the Garden Gnome, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is RATstafarian Rodent Worship.

Scnerpixie is ranked 19,886^th in the world and 1^st in A Caelo Usque Ad Centrum for Most Corrupt Governments, with 107.86 kickbacks per hour.