The United Kingdom of Screen is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 120 million Screenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Public Transport, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 20.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Screenian economy, worth 4.64 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,654 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Screen's national animal is the cow.

Screen is ranked 308,027^th in the world and 2^nd in Mellvora for Most Developed, scoring 48.19 on the Human Development Index.