The Republic of Seceria is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.108 billion Secerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Healthcare and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 11.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Secerian economy, worth 601 trillion Dalers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,141 Dalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime is moderate. Seceria's national animal is the Swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Seceria is ranked 171,584^th in the world and 9^th in Valkia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 328.25 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.