The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 151 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, rum-swilling pirates, and deadly medical pandemics. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.676 billion Second Best Puppet 151ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 151ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,913 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending recently hit a new high, kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, and fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 151's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Puppet 151 is ranked 269,769^th in the world and 2,474^th in Two for Most Primitive, scoring -236.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.