The Republic of Senegal is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Macky Sall with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 28.018 billion Senegalese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dakar. The average income tax rate is 93.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Senegalian economy, worth a remarkable 3,738 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,426 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
The path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, commemoration of the Great Testregionia War costs almost as much as the war itself, adultery has been made a capital offence, and the politician's labor union forces stage names upon candidates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Senegal's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sufism.
Senegal is ranked 280,315th in the world and 24th in Testregionia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.07 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
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Senegal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Accessible.
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Senegal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
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Senegal, the politician's labor union forces stage names upon candidates.
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Senegal, adultery has been made a capital offence.
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Senegal, commemoration of the Great Testregionia War costs almost as much as the war itself.
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Senegal, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
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Senegal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
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Senegal, snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks.
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Senegal, some say that Macky Sall can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers.
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Senegal, windows in Dakar don't have much of a view.











































